Sorry it has been forever since I posted anything on here. Clearly being employed and updating my blog were directly correlated after all. Nothing wards off professional responsibility quite like spending hours writing and proof reading public ramblings about my personal life.
I usually update my Facebook telling everyone to come check out any new posts I write... but Im not going to this time, so if you see this, you are one of the loyal few that checks this out of the goodness of your bored heart.
I've decided Im going to start doing video updates in addition to my usual written rants. I'm going to post polls on Facebook regarding the content of my video assignments, whichever wins the popular vote will then get created, edited and posted for your enjoyment.
No electoral college here, just balls and tacos.
Whenever traffic gets pumped up for the site I want everyone to backtrack on older shit I've done, so the first poll is going to be decided by whoever sees this unadvertised post (maybe 5 people).
Comment on which you want to get made:
1) I drink 2 bottles of wine on camera then see what happens.
2) Pedestrian thoughts over a basket of chicken fingers.
3) Watch me inflate a kiddie pool in a speedo...then swim in it.
4) Drive through the McDonalds drive through backwards.
The choice is yours...
