Fart Bubble: Piss...and Spit!

Ashley?

For some reason whenever a guy goes to take a piss when he is wasted, he will spit into the urinal/onto the ground. I do it every time I'm drunk and peeing. Every guy next to me in every bar bathroom I've ever been to did it.  I wonder if girls do that when they're wasted. Can you imagine some/every wasted girl sitting there spitting in between her legs trying not to get it on herself? The margin for error is exponentially greater in that case. I find that image hilarious.

PS- I found the my acting debut online. I was in this my senior year of college. I was as drunk as I look, possibly the only redeeming quality of this video.